[Sheflug] Yet another virus...

["Foz" <nospam [at] mmu.ac.uk>]

This came to me, so I thought I had better warn you all:

There is a new virus going around called 'work'. If you receive any sort 
of 'work' at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to you by a 
colleague ..... DO NOT OPEN IT.

Work has been circulating around our building for months and those who 
have been tempted to open 'work' or even look at 'work' have found that 
their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly. 

If you do encounter 'work' via email or are faced with any 'work' at all, 
then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words 'UP 
YOURS, I'M OFF TO THE PUB'. The 'work' should automatically be forgotten 
by your brain. If you receive 'work' in paper-document form, simply lift 
the document and drag the work to your recycling can. Put your coat on and 
skip to the nearest bar with a couple of friends and order large drinks. 

After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that 'work' will no 
longer be or any relevance to you and that Scooby Doo was the greatest 
cartoon ever. Send this warning to everyone in your address book. If you 
do not have anyone in your address book then I'm afraid the 'work' virus 
has already corrupted your life.

Paul Aspinall
Manchester Met. Uni
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