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Hi

Well, if you really like signatures then here is a good example of 
what you get when someone doesn't ask questions about what's going  
on .......

A good sig [as defined by Sheflug users]



     I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in 

after
     me... I pushed "1" and he just stood there... I said, 
"Hi, where
     you going?" He said, "Phoenix." So I pushed Phoenix. A 
few seconds
     later the doors opened, two tumbleweeds blew in... we 
were in
     downtown Phoenix. I looked at him and said, "You know, 
you're the
     kind of guy I want to hang around with."

                                                      -- 
Steven Wright



Kibo's .signature

 .SIGNATURE UNDER CONSTRUCTION....... LAST REVISED 5/12/1990 

11:02:32 PM
                                      AND ALSO LAST REVISED 
5/22/90 11:27:59 PM
                                      AND 8/22/1990 10:03:16 

PM TOO
                                      AND 8/25/90 01:57:08 
PM
                                      AND 11/11/90 12:35:53 
AM <-- LAST TIME!!
                                      (WOW, FOUR 1'S IN A 
ROW!!!!)
                                      AND 7/8/91 2:06:03 AM 
<-- LATE NIGHT!!
                                     AND 9/6/91 2:51:26AM 
<--- LATER!!!
                                      AND 2/9/91^H^H92 
4:25:43AM <--- WOW!!!!
                                      AND 7/8/92 1:58:59AM 
<-- CALL IT 2!!!
                        AND 7/31/92 1:27:49AM <-- JUST FOR 
ONE NEW LINE!!!!
                        NOT COUNTING THE ABOVE ONE OF 
COURSE!!!!!!!!
                        AND 12:58:53 9/11/92 FOR ONE MORE!!! 

NOW IT'S DONE!!!!
                                AND 9/25/92 1:24:33AM <-- 
AGAIN!!!
                                AND 9.29.92 2L37L48AM
                                AND 10/6/92 3:18:31AM <-- 
LATE BEDTIME HUH !!!!
                                      COPYRIGHT (C) 
COPYR.1988,1990,1989,1992
                                      ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
                                      TODOS LOS DERECHOS 
RESERVADOS!!!
                                      THIS POSTING MAY NOT 
BE REPORDUCED IN ANY
                                      FORM WITHOUT MY 
WRITTEN PERMISSION
                                      OR SOLD FOR MONETARY 
FINANCIAL PROFIT.
                                      AND 6/13/92 3:45:26PM 
<-- FRI THE 13TH !!!

I WROTE IT ALL BY MYSELF BUT THANKS TO MARK AND JASON 
DOMINUS, AND TO MATHEW
WHOSE LAST NAME I FORGOT!!!  AND ALL THOSE AUSSIES NAMED 
"IAIN"!!!

I DIDN'T MAKE ANY SPELLING ERRERS SO
  YOU CAN'T POST THIS SIGNATURE TO
        ALT.FAN.WARLORD!!!!!

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                      THIS IS YOUR BRAIN.
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                  THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON THE INTERNET.
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  \ \_______|    \  .:|>     "Dogs aren't ALLOWED?   
WAAAAAAH!"
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     S   C   R   A   T   C   H        A   N   D       S   N  

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     to enjoy the aromatic aroma of beautiful downtown 
schenectady !!!!
_____________________________________________________________________________
james "kibo" parry, 151 tremont st #8u, boston ma 02111 <- 
not schenectady.
kibo@world.std.COM           
_________________________________________________
kibo@world.COM@uunet.COM    / Kibology    /  Anything I say 
is my opinion,
kibo@world.BITNET@bitnet.COM  is better! /   and is the 
opposite of Xibo's.
__________________________/_____________/_____________________________________
"All colors are arbitrary." --Carl Sagan   /   Bozos use 
anything but emacs!
__________________________________________/___________________________________
Wacky, wild, Kibo style! / You're allowed.  (Unless you 
don't want to be...
________________________/_ you are also allowed to not be 
allowed.) _________
I never said I wasn't a bozo. 
/____________________________________/_Hi mom!_
_____________________________/  Life is silly but should be 
taken seriously.
Some days you    / Klods * /    TV is evil and should be 
destroyed.  Really.
just can't get  /   for   
/__________________________________________________
rid of a bomb. /   klods /  Moisten needle before inserting 
Taiwan. /  298R
______________/_________/__________________________________________/_________
* Note: "Klods for Klods" is the motto of Lego(tm) blocks in 

Lego's native
Denmark, where they speak Danish.  It means "Block by 
block".  Neat, huh????
_____________________________________________________________________________
You're reading my .signature file.  /  COMMODORE 64S RULE 
THE WORLD !!!!!!!!!
___________________________________/_________________________________________
"I'm Bozo, the world's most famous clown!" -- the world's 
most famous clown
_____________________________________________________________________________
I've read all of Kurt Vonnegut Junior's books and my 
favorite is "Breakfast
Of Champions", my second favorite is "Chariots Of The Gods". 

I love them all.
My other favorite author is Philip K. Dick who wrote "Do 
Androids Dream Of
Sheep?", "Clams Of The Alphane Moon", "OBIK", "Man In The 
Castle", and "Total
Recall"!  Oh, and Stephen King is absolutely the best too!  
And Derrida!
_____________________________________________________________________________
If it doesn't say PURINA, /                     /  Bart 
Simpson and Charlie
bury it in the yard!     /      BYTE ME!       /   Brown are 

both GIRLS!
________________________/_____________________/______________________________
THIS ENTIRE MESSAGE IS COPYRIGHTED (C)1989/90 
MCMLXXXIX/MCMLXL BY JAMES "KIBO"
PARRY AND MAY NOT BE REPRODUCED, SOLD, READ, PRINTED, OR 
REPLIED TO WITHOUT
MY EXPRESS WRITTEN PERMISSION.  HE IS SERIOUS AND WILL SUE 
YOUR PANTS OFF.
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|| ||------>        I'M NOT BIFF !!!!!! HE'S NOT ME !!!!!!!  

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|| ||------>        BIFF IS TOO OBNOXIOUS TO BE ME !!!!!!!!  

    <------|| ||A
|| ||------>        ALSO HIS .SIGNATURE IS LONGER !!!!!!!!!  

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"BOZE NOSE BOOKS!" -- Bozo, The World's Most Famous Clown  / 

   QUAIL SUCKS
__________________________________________________________/__________________
                          /
Orwell was an optimist.  /  "There is infinite hope, but not 

for us." - Kafka
________________________/____________________________________________________
Join the Kibo Fan Club!  Send lots of money to the address 
above, RIGHT NOW!
_____________________________________________________________________________
All generalizations stink.  /  Kibology is *NOT* Satanism!  
/  Ollie for prez
___________________________/_______________________________/_________________
DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY!  /   What's fahefergnugen?  /   QUAIL 

STILL SUCKS! ! !
_______________________/__________________________/__________________________
"The secret word is... SIL!  Now you all know what to do 
whenever anybody
 says the secret word, right?  SCREAM REAL LOUD!"  -- Pee 
Wee Herman
_____________________________________________________________________________
If I said anything to offend anyone in this message, I'm 
sorry and didn't
mean to hurt your feelings.  
________________________________________________
____________________________/  "Losing our marbles for the 
last 23 years"
I hope you're enjoying     /   I'm gonna be 24 soon!  My 
birthday is July 13,
reading this posting...   /    send presents!  The day 
before Bastille Day!
_________________________/___________________________________________________
If Lambada is the forbidden dance, why did they make a movie 

about it?
_____________________________________________________________________________
Hi Tale [at] Rpi.Edu!  /  You are here  X  /  What's Peewee 
Herman's favorite
_________________/___________________/   baseball team?  THE 

EXPOS!
Garrison Keillor is my hero         /                       
(rec.humor.funny)
___________________________________/_________________________________________
"Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here!"  

-- STAR TREK
_____________________________________________________________________________
"SIL!"  
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
_____________________________________________________________________________
There's a mouse in my apartment right now while I'm typing 
this.  Isn't
that an incredible coincidence!  Have you ever been using 
this bboard while
a mouse was in your room.  Now I have.........?
_____________________________________________________________________________
Anyone who thinks anyone else should be shot should be shot; 

the NRA is a
bunch of bozos just like the Democrats AND Republicans AND 
Williard Scott.
Kill the Fascists and Communists and all the other nuts too. 

 Kill 'em all!
_____________________________________________________________________________
"I'm Batman!" -- BATMAN THE MOVIE   /  This space 
intentionally left blank.
(THE BEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD!!!!)  /
__________________________________/__________________________________________
Elvis lives.  /  "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay..." --MONTY 
PYTHON  /  Hug me
_____________/_____________________________________________________/_________
Did I spell anything wrong? If so, please tell me so I can 
post a correction.
_____________________________________________________________________________
  |\     My favorite PostScript font is Chicago!  Times 
Roman is just a cheap
--- \  ripoff of the real New York.  And you don't even have 

to be in Chicago
___ /  to use Chicago!  I printed my whole resume in 36pt 
Chicago Bold Shadow!
__|/_________________________________________________________________________
|  "Beauty and the Beast" may be cancelled, but it lives on 
forever in our  |
|  hearts and minds and hearts!  It will live forever even 
though it's dead!|
|___________________________________________________________________________|
Can I have a cookie?  / The Kibology Center is a 
non-non-profit arm of the
_____________________/  National Association for Kibological 

Awareness(NAKA).
I'M 100% FLAMEPROOF 
/________________________________________________________
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Harry Graber, age 11, is dying of a fatal disease which will 

eventually kill
him.  Before he dies, he would like to be in the "Guinness" 
Book of "Records"
for receiving the most postcards in the mail.  Please send 
him lots of
postcards at the below address:

              Kibo, PO Box 722, Boston MA 02116-0722 (USA)

Although he is very ill and only barely clinging to life, he 

gets thousands
of postcards a day from people like you.  He writes back, 
personally, to
each and every single one.  Amazingly, everyone who writes 
to Harry recieves
a year of good luck afterwards!  Mrs. Bertha Briggs of 
Poughkeepsie, NY
recently wrote to Harry and then won the lottery the very 
next day--AND her
dog was cured of cancer!  Plus, if you write now, Harry will 

send you
his miracle POSTCARD DIET which will allow you to lose 100 
pounds a week!

                            THIS IS NOT A SCAM!
                           This service is FREE!
               Please enclose $14.95 for postage and 
handling.

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HANDY "TWIN PEEKS" CHART          
[murder]<-->[LAURA]<--/-->[Bob]<--["Bob"]
                                              |     ^        

 |        ^
This is fun to read even if you haven't       v     v        

 v        |
seen the series.  I like my chart, and    [David   [That FBI 

guy]   ["J.R."]
I've never seen the show!                 Lynch]         ^   

          ^
                                         /               |   

          |
                                        v             
[donuts]    [Bobby in
[the log lady]<->[flouridation]-->["Eraserheads"]        =   

    the shower]
 ^         ^                                           [sex] 

         |
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         v
[bag     [lumber-                                            

 /->[Ted Bundy]
ladies]   jacks]<--["RoboJox"]<->[VW]<->[FOX]-->[Al&Peg 
Bundy]
  ^         |                             ^                  

 \->[Children]
  |         v                             |
[the dog-faced boy]-->[Laura's<-/->[the Simpsons]<--[Life in 

Hell]<--[UseNet]
                     evil twin]                              

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           v
And remember, the name of the show is a breast metaphor.   
[alt.tv.twin.peeks]
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[Mike Douglas]=[Douglas firs]-->[breasts]   [drumsticks]  
[rmgroups] /->[logs]
      |                      
\______________________________________/    ^
      v                                                      

            |
  [Albert]<--/-->[furry white rats]-->[green 
rats]-->[traffic   [the log lady]
     ^                                                
lights]     (here too!)
     |                         [walk with fire me]--->  ^    

         ^
 [Layland]<-->[Pinky Lee]                               |    

         |
                               [Herve 
Villachaise]<--[tattoos]     ["Bob"]

_____________________________________________________________________________
My favroite sci-fi/fantasy short story is  /  VOTE NIXON  / 
The SubGenius
"The Eye of Argon" by L. Ron Hubbard!     /     IN 1992  /  
must wear slacks!
_________________________________________/______________/____________________
Best Skeleton Joke Ever:   "What do you call fish bones?"  
"Skele-tuna!" :-)
_____________________________________________________________________________
I spell things the way I want, since William Safire is too 
wimpy to stop me!
_____________________________________________________________________________
"The medium is the message!"  -- Marshall Mike Luhan  /  I'm 

a lumberjack...
_____________________________________________________/_______________________
I know the Green Golfball Joke!  I'd post it here but BitNet 

doesn't allow
R-rated jokes to be posted here so I won't post it!  That's 
a violation of
your unconstitutional rights and you should complain to your 

sysop!
_____________________________________________________________________________
MY TETRIS HIGH SCORE ON MY NINTENDO IS 999,990 -- THAT'S A 
WORLD RECORD!
I HAVE PHOTOS OF THE TV SCREEN TO PROVE IT!  THEY DIDN'T 
COME OUT THOUGH.
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PLEASE POST YOUR REPLIES TO THIS BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT 
MY NET ADDRESS IS!
ALSO PLEASE CROSS-POST TO LOTS OF GROUPS SINCE IT MIGHT NOT 
BE A GROUP I READ!

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Aren't these cute?
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was the one who
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|    S  T  O  P      C  A  S  T  I  N  G      P  O  R  O  S  

I  T  Y        |
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I've been to Cheers(TM) in downtown Boston and I have a 
T-Shirt that says
Cheers(TM) and the official Cheers(TM) Plastic Souvenir 
Shopping Bag!
Hey, is Ted Danson really as bald as they say?  He couldn't 
be, his hair's
fluffy, and wigs can't be fluffy!  William Shatner wears a 
toupee though,
I bet you didn't know that!  I hope I never go bald.  I'd 
lose my sex appeal.
_____________________________________________________________________________
Fats Loves Madelyn. / Honk if you hate bumper stickers that 
say "Honk if ..."
___________________/_________________________________________________________
"We're like gerbils.  We're in a cage running around and 
around."
                                                             

   -- Tom Brokaw
_____________________________________________________________________________
"OH WHAT A ZINGER!!!" -- CHRIS ELIOT  / "Married With 
Children" is the best
                         GET A LIFE  /  TV show ever!  Ted 
is the greatest!
_____________________________________/_______________________________________
Fly KLM!   /    Did you hear that PeeWee Herman was arrested 

for masterbating?
__________/____ 
Really!______________________________________________________
Dana Hersey is Willie Whistle in addition to hosting The 
Movie Loft (channel 6)
_____________________________________________________________________________
Read alt.exploding.kibo, the group about exploding kibo! /   

 NO FATE
________________________________________________________/
I put microwave coffee in the Tater Twister and almost /    
KNOW FUTURE
went back in time!  -- Steven Wright (Emerson alumnus)/
_____________________________________________________/    NO 

DOGS ALLOWED
"NOT!" -- WAYNE'S WORLD  / "The Stevemeisterooski!" /
________________________/__________________________/_________POOR 
SPOT______

"If I had MY OWN NETWORK, it would be on ALL the TIME.  It 
would be EDUCATIONAL,
like COSMOS and NOVA, but not so DRY.  It would best be seen 

on HIGH-definition
TELEVISION.  And every DAY we'd READ from the BOOK of CHER, 
because when you
READ from the BOOK of CHER, it doesn't MATTER if you 
UNDERSTAND... it's the ACT
that MATTERS.  MY network would be METAphysical, paraNORMAL, 

and EXTRAORDINARILY
ORDINARY.  It would COMPEL you to RELAX and read `MADAME 
BOVARY', LOOK into the
MOUTHS of VOLCANOES and LEARN to make RISOTTO... It would 
have a LINEAR BUILD
and ARISTOTELIAN LINES... MY network would be both JARRING 
and AVANT-GARDE...
with just a TOUCH of BRIAN DENNEHY.  MY network would not 
promote WAR, WASTE,
DOUBT or ANXIETY, and would pose the question... What was 
MICHELLE PFEIFFER
doing in `Grease 2'?"  -- Sean E. Coates, the "E!" poster 
child

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MY TEN FAVORITE QUOTES: Broad-mindedness, n.: The result of flattening 
high-
mindedness out.  There is a certain impertinence in allowing oneself 
to be
burned for an opinion. All the good ones are taken.  "Microwave oven?  
Whaddya
mean, it's a microwave oven? I've been watching Channel 4 on the thing 
for two
weeks."  Murphy was an optimist. Love means having to say you're sorry 
every
five minutes. No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your 
defeats --
approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less. Get forgiveness 
now --
tomorrow you may no longer feel guilty. Commitment can be illustrated 
by a
breakfast of ham and eggs. The chicken was involved, the pig was 
committed.
You are here ------> * But you're not all there.  Kirkland, Illinois, 
law
forbids bees to fly over the village or through any of its streets.  
Love and
scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.  A clairvoyant is a person, 
commonly a
woman, who has the power of seeing that  which is invisible to her 
patron --
namely, that he is a blockhead.  A multi-day event on public 
television, used
to raise money so  you won't have to watch commercials.  Try to get 
all of
your posthumous medals in advance.  The bureaucracy is expanding to 
meet the
needs of an expanding  bureaucracy.  The intelligence of any 
discussion
diminishes with the square of the number of participants.  The hearing 
ear is
always found close to the speaking tongue, a custom  whereof the 
memory of man
runneth not howsomever to the contrary,  nohow.  Good advice is 
something a
man gives when he is too old to set a bad  example.  -- La 
Rouchefoucauld
Professor Gorden Newell threw another shutout in last week's Chem. 
Eng. 130
midterm.  Once again no student received a single point on  his exam.  
Newell
has now tossed 5 shutouts this quarter.  Newell's  earned exam average 
has now
dropped to a phenomenal 30%"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as 
I'm
rich." -- "Ali Baba Bunny" [1957, Chuck Jones]  Marriage is the only 
adventure
open to the cowardly.  -- Voltaire  The First Rule of Program 
Optimization:
Don't do it.  The Second Rule of Program Optimization (for experts 
only!):
Don't do it yet.  -- Michael Jackson Goldenstern's Rules:  (1) Always 
hire a
rich attorney  (2) Never buy from a rich salesman.  The problem ... is 
that we
have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with.  Scientists working for 
the
Department of Energy have tried to form oil  using other animals; 
they've
piled thousands of tons of sand and Middle  Eastern countries on top 
of cows,
raccoons, haddock, laboratory rats,  etc., but so far all they have 
managed to
do is run up an enormous  bulldozer-rental bill and anger a lot of 
Middle
Eastern persons.  None  of the animals turned into oil, although most 
of the
laboratory rats  developed cancer.  -- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum 
Guzzler"  If
a 6600 used paper tape instead of core memory, it would use up tape  
at about
30 miles/second. -- Grishman, Assembly Language Programming Peanut 
Blossoms  4
cups sugar  16 tbsp. milk  4 cups brown sugar  4 tsp. vanilla  4 cups
shortening  14 cups flour  8 eggs  4 tsp. soda  4 cups peanut butter  
4 tsp.
salt  Shape dough into balls.  Roll in sugar and bake on ungreased 
cookie
sheet at 375 F. for 10-12 minutes.  Immediately top each cookie with a
Hershey's kiss or star pressing down firmly to crack cookie.  Makes a  
hell of
a lot.  Gyroscope, n.:  A wheel or disk mounted to spin rapidly about 
an axis
and also  free to rotate about one or both of two axes perpendicular 
to  each
other and the axis of spin so that a rotation of one of  the two 
mutually
perpendicular axes results from application of  torque to the other 
when the
wheel is spinning and so that the  entire apparatus offers 
considerable
opposition depending on  the angular momentum to any torque that would 
change
the direction of the axis of spin.  -- Webster's Seventh New 
Collegiate
Dictionary.  In fifteen minutes, everyone will be famous. -- Andy 
Warhol

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                       I AM NOT A BOZO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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   /     |||||////        TERMINATOR TWO: BEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD 
!!!!!11
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SCHWARZENEGGER
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friend)
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 |/       |      \|    <--- THE TERMINATOR
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   \ \ \  :     /         I HOPE TERMINATOR THREE DOESN'T SUCK DEAD 
BUNNIES
    |  HHH---  |          THRU A STRAW LIKE BATMAN TWO !!!!!11
     \____:___/

"THERE IS NO BATHROOM" -- MY PAL ARNOLD, KINDERGARTEN COP

::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;;;;::::;::::::::::::::

My son Herbie, age 7, needs a computer for school and I can't afford
one, would anyone like to give us one?  It would be a tax deduction 
for
you!  Herbie wants a Mac IIfx with a Color PostScript printer.  He 
needs
this by next week!  All the other kids in his class have them 
already!!!
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\//\/\/\
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

STAR TREK RULEZ!!!       ________^_______     ============= - - - - - 
- - - -
                          \______ _____/\       /  /     -  -  -  -  -  
-  -
Write-in to Paramount            V   \   \_____/__/_  - - - - WHOOSH! 
- - -
to keep them from killing Spock     )|US ENTERPRISE/ -  -  -  -  -  -  
-
in their next movie!!!!              |____________/ - - - - - - - - - 
-

TOP TEN STAR TREK QUOTES         10) "I'm a doctor, not a mechanic."
9) "Dammit Jim!"                 8)  "Spit it out, man!"
7) "I kinna do it Captain, I have not th' power!"
6) "Where's the beef?"           5)  "They're BORN pregnant!"
4) "His BRAIN is missing!" "Oh... you noticed."
               ** send mail if you want the rest **

Majel Barett was only on STAR TREK because she was married to William 
Shatner.
The new STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION new series that they're making
now is too full of Yuppie bozos.  And the special effects are too 
good.
SHATNER COULDN'T DIRECT HIS WAY OUT OF THE BATHROOM WITH BOTH HANDS 
AND A MAP!

------------------------------------=-----------------------------------------
I have discovered a truly wonderful proof of Fermat's Last Theorem, 
but
unfortunately this .signature is too small to contain it.
-----------------------------------=----------------------------------------------
There exist no legitimate audio  tapes of me admitting to being
an  alien,  a  government   agent,   a  sexual  pervert,  or  the
camp-follower of little  grey  men  from  Zeta  Reticuli.

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
I watch Nick at Nite all day!   Xibo watches stupid soap operas!
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

MY .SIGNATURE IS MORE POSTMODERN THAN YOURS!  (It's even autographed 
by
William S. Burroughs.  See--->?)              /
                                        \/\/. \. Burroughs
                                              /
I wish he hadn't stopped writing those Tarzan books though!!!!

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I have an out-of-date copy of each of the following MTS manuals: Vol. 
1, 2,
5, 7, 11, 14, 15, 16, and 24.  If you want a copy, I'm selling 'em, $1 
each.
I also have lots of plastic bags for five cents each!

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                           NUKE THE DAMN BUNNY ALREADY!!!!
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AND THIS IS THE PART OF THE .SIG THAT BROKE MIKE JITTLOV'S AMIGA!!!

V guvax guvf dhbgr ol Qnir Oneel, zl snibevgr jevgre, rkcynvaf jul V
bsgra jrne zl haqrejrne ba zl urnq jura V tb gb jbex:

Nyy lbh unir gb qb gb frr gur npphenpl bs zl gurfvf vf ybbx nebhaq
lbh.  Ybbx, va cnegvphyne, ng gur crbcyr jub, yvxr lbh, ner znxvat
nirentr vapbzrf sbe qbvat nirentr wbof -- onax ivpr cerfvqragf,
vafhenapr fnyrfzna, nhqvgbef, frpergnevrf bs qrsrafr -- naq lbh'yy
ernyvmr gurl nyy qerff gur fnzr jnl, rffragvnyyl gur jnl gur 
znaardhvaf
va gur Frnef zrafjrne qrcnegzrag qerff.  Abj ybbx ng gur erny
fhpprffrf, gur crbcyr jub znxr n ybg zber zbarl guna lbh -- Rygba 
Wbua,
Pncgnva Xnatnebb, nalobql sebz Fnhqv Nenovn, Ovt Oveq, naq fb ba.  
Gurl
nyy qerff shaal -- naq gurl nyy fhpprrq.  Ner lbh pngpuvat ba?
                -- Qnir Oneel, "Ubj gb Qerff sbe Erny Fhpprff"

TO DECODE THE FUNNIST JOKE IN THE UNIVERSE JUST PIPE THAT THROUGH 
"UUDECODE(1)"
_____________________________________________________________________________
R-RATED GIF FOLLOWS, PRESS N NOW!
^L

  O
(.|.)
 ).(     TIFFANY BRISSETE HAS A GREAT BOD!  WOO WOO!!!!  HUBBA HUBBA!  
YOW!
( | )
 \|/

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fee fi fo feh.  fee fi fo feh.  fee fi fo feh.  fee fi fo feh.  fee fi 
fo feh.
_____________________________________________________________________________

"100% gist-free!"  -- Amy S. Brockman on Kibo's .signature.
                      Compliment... or CONSPIRACY?
/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

My favorite painters are Pollock, Rothko, Warhol, Dali', Miro', 
Tanguy,
Rockwell, Warhol, and myself.  I'm almost as good as Dali' 
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My least favorite musical composer is Salieri, since he was a bozo.
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                        _____________/      \____________ (clown 
shoes)

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Ich bin ein .signature Virus. Mach' mit und kopiere mich in Deine 
.signature.
Don't ask what it means, just put it in your .signature, okay?

_____________________________________________________________________________
THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED IN THIS POSTING ARE SOLELY THE AUTHORS' AND DO 
NOT
NECESSARILY REFLECT THOSE OF DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION, RENSSELAER 
POLY-
POLYTECHNIC INSTITUTE, PENN STATE, IBM, NASA, HARVARD UNIVERSITY, 
SCIENTOLOGY,
ATARI CORP., STANFORD UNIVERSITY, BITNET INC., SOFTWARE TOOL & DIE, 
INFOCOM,
PRODIGY, RALSTON PURINA INC., JAPAN, LYNDON LaROUCHE, THE SYSOP OF 
USENET,
GEORGE BUSH, THE LONDON TIMES, ORACLE CORPORATION, WILLIE WHISTLE, 
STAR TREK
THE NEXT GENERATION, THE HOME SHOPPING CLUB, THE HAIR CHANNEL FOR MEN, 
OR THE
CITY OF NEW YORK.  HOWEVER YOU CAN'T SUE ME FOR SAYING ANY OF THIS 
BECAUSE
IF YOU SUE ME YOU'D HAVE TO QUOTE ME IN COURT AND THEN I'D SUE YOU FOR
QUOTING THIS COPYRIGHTED (C) MESSAGE!!!  MY COUSINS ARE ALL LAWYERS 
!!!!!
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* NEW drawing!                                                               
*
* of a RADIK00L sword thats even BIGGER then the USS ENTERPRISE wow!         
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*                                                ITS SO GOOD I FRAMED 
IT !!!!*
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aibophobia (ay' bo fo beeya): n. The fear of palindromes.

kibophobia (ki' bo fo beeya): n. The fear of Kibo.

kibophobik (ki' bo fo bik): n. The fear of Kibo's palindromes.
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I'M STILL 100% FLAMEPROOF!   /   I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!  /  
HI MARK!
____________________________/____________________________________/___________
Arsenio Hall is the black Johnny Carson but Byron Allen is the black 
Pat Sajak!
But at least Byron Allen is funnier than Skip Stephenson or John 
Barbour!
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IBM's "AIX" operating system is better than "real" "UNIX" systems
because "AIX" has "man" pages that show "pictures" of each "command"!
Here's an "example", isn't this "cute"?

RM, DELETE(1,C)             AIX Commands Reference              RM, 
DELETE(1,C)

PURPOSE

Removes files or directories.

SYNTAX

  one of
+--------+   +------------+
| rm     |---|   +----+   |--- file ---|
| delete |   +---| -f |---+ ^        |
+--------+     ^ | -i | |   +--------+
               | | -r | |
               | | -- | |
               | | -s | |
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               +--------+
____________________________________________________ \o clip and save 
_______
                                                     /O
                                                        <--those are 
scissors
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          .-'   .    O   .       . `
       .-'@   @@@@@@@   .  @@@@@
      /@@@  @@@@@@@@@@@   @@@@@@@   .<--- Crater Parry -- I paid $15 
for it!
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          If this posting offends you, then you're a WEENERBRAIN!!!

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             Dedicated to Gene Roddenberry, who died last year...
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|     * /
|_____-/  BOSTON, MASSACHUSSETTS <-- SITE OF WORLD.COM PUBLIC ACCESS 
UNIX
                                     ONLY A DOLLAR A MINUTE PLUS 
CONNECT TIME!

          AND NO I DON'T KNOW MICHAEL DUKAKIS PERSONALLY!
^L

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#350.

 THIS IS THE THREE HUNDRED FIFTIETH LINE OF MY 
.SIGNATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                the edn

P.S.:
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>From mathew [at] mantis.co.uk Tue Jul  2 11:28:05 1991
To: James 'Kibo' Parry <kibo [at] world.std.com>
Subject: Re: Call for creation of alt.evolutionary.acceleration
From: Industrial Poet <mathew [at] mantis.co.uk>
Comments: Civilization is a momentary failure of entropy
Date: Tue, 02 Jul 91 10:55:39 BST
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

Might I suggest adding the following quote to your .signature:

"It seems like it's time to retire the length-of-sig-wasted-bandwidth 
flame.
The point really is, News is BIG and .signatures, even long ones, are 
small."
                            - Mark-Jason Dominus 
<mjd [at] central.cis.upenn.edu>

mathew
----------
--
--
>From stev0 [at] sti.com Sat May  9 01:19:46 1992
Date: Fri, 8 May 92 22:19:07 PDT
From: stev0 [at] sti.com (Steve Berlin)
To: kibo [at] world.std.com
Subject: Re:  your .sig

Hi there.

Thanks for your nifty .sig.  I already got a copy from 
alt.fan.warlord,
but with such a wonderful work of art, you can never have too many 
copies,
can you?  Well, of course you can!  I mean, "Mona Lisa" is a damn good
painting, but am I going to hang it in every room in my apartment?  
No!
But I digress.

Anyway, to make your .sig a bit more "user-friendly", here is an index 
for
it.  The numbers, of course, refer to line numbers.
I'll let someone ELSE do a table of contents.

Suggestions for index:
1)  Append it to the end of the .sig
2)  Include it as a seperate file
3)  Just delete the damn thing, log off, and watch Ren and Stimpy
or (my favorite):  append it to the end of your sig, THEN log off and
watch Ren and Stimpy.

- Stev0

13, Rot - 610-623
Address - 55-58
Autograph, Burroughs, William S. - 527-533
Child, Dying - 155-174
Copyright - 86-88
Credits - 19,20
Dedication - 781-783
Disclaimers - 22-25, 89-98, 142, 153, 216, 276, 474, 677-686, 772, 790
Drawings, ASCII:
    Bozo - 644-670
    Brain - 28-37
    Bunny, Energizer, Being Nuked - 540-556
    Check, Amiga - 223-243
    Dog - 40-48
    Enterprise - 501-506, 692-695
    Simpson, Bart, Minimalist - 245-253
    Sword - 692-709
    Terminator - 478-489
    unknown (command flow?) 736-744
    unknown (computer?) 293-300
End, The - 775-780, 831
Favorites:
    Author - 77-81
    Font - 144-146
    Heavy Metal Band - 245-253
    Movie - 137-138
    Movie - 478-489
    Painters - 641-643
    Quotes - 388-440
    Quotes, Star Trek - 507-511
    SF Short Story - 207-208
    Skeleton Joke - 210
Feh, Fee Fi Fo - 638
Font, BUA - 257-273
Font, Biggest UA - 559-609
GIF, R-Rated - 626-635
History - 2-16
Line 350 - 828
Manuals, MTS - 535-537
Map, Australia - 308-320
Map, Massachusetts - 785-788
Map, Moon 442-473, 748-771
Network, Sean Coates' - 350-362
Peeks, Twin - 176-205
Phobias - 712-716
Posts Made, Number of - 364-386
Quitting Attempts - 794-825
Quotes, Random - 57-75, 83, 84, 99-135, 140-152, 212-214, 321-348,
                 490-497, 514-525, 723-734
Scissors - 745-746
Score, Tetris - 220
Smilies - 303-305
Space, Blank - 280-291
Virus, .Sig, German - 672-674

====

Alt.alien.visitors elected me OFFICIAL Spokesman For The Planet Earth!

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In article <13bvonINN6il [at] darkstar.UCSC.EDU> carolo [at] cse.ucsc.edu 
signed:
>-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
>Carol Osterbrock       *   Life is too short for 4 line .sigs
>carolo [at] cse.ucsc.edu    *    -- well, if Kibo didn't say it, he should 
have
>==============================================================================

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                UN-altered REPRODUCTION and DISSEMINATION of this
                IMPORTANT Information is ENCOURAGED.

RMS told me to plug the League For Programmed Freedom in my .signature
so I did.  Join the LPF!  RMS is cool.

                     SEE BATMAN 2 !!!!
--

                        I HAVE A BLACK BELT !

--

--

Today's sign of hidden brain damage:

My throat is closer than it seems.

  *             *


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