[Sheflug] Re: IP cop stats

[Richard Ibbotson <richard [at] xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

> It crawled into some HT switchgear and shorted out some contacts.
> All the engineers ever found was a charred leg.
>
> BBQ moggie anyone?


YAAaaaAAAwwnn.... !  

I can get that in a Manchester Indian restaurant at Rusholme any time 
:)  

You know, when I worked for BS R&D in Rotherham we used to get people 
setting fire to themselves over at the Magna Centre.  When it was 
still a furnace room.  The idea was that they could achieve several 
things at once.  1/ They could claim on insurance and say it was 
British Steels fault.  2/  They could destroy the plant.  3/  They 
could say that BS was 'bloody useless', although, we all knew that 
anyway and so no one understood that part of it.  4/ Redundancy 
payments and the final party came along much quicker.

Eventually the police figured this out but not before  several serious 
fights took place.  Strange what people do for kicks :)

Maybe I'll try the cat in a London Indian restaurant when I go to 
Ludex.
 

-- 
Richard
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